You Know You’re a Mom When…

– You automatically double knot everything you tie.

– You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

– You hear a baby cry in the grocery store and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

– You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

– You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

– You get so into crafts that you contemplate writing a book called “101 Fun Crafts To Do With Dryer Lint and Eggshells.”

– You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head”?

– You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak.


~ by thoughtcrime2 on May 13, 2006.

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