Groaner

A sailor was driven off course by a storm, and smashed into a small, deserted, tropical island.

The next morning, he awoke on the beach. The sand and sky were a sort of deep-reddish color.

Walking around in a daze, the sailor saw deep-red birds, deep-red grass, deep-red trees and deep-red bananas.

He was utterly shocked to find that even his skin was a deep-reddish.

“Oh, noooooo!” he exclaimed. “I’m marooned!”

Advertisements

~ by thoughtcrime2 on June 6, 2006.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: