Mother’s Day: Things You’ll Never Hear a Mother Say

  • "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
  • "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
  • "Just leave all the lights on. It makes the house look more cheery."
  • "Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it’s good for another week."
  • "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him everyday."
  • "Well, if Timmy’s mom says it’s okay, that’s good enough for me."
  • "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here."
  • "I don’t have a tissue with me, just use your sleeve."
  • "Don’t bother wearing a jacket. The wind chill is bound to improve."
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~ by thoughtcrime2 on May 9, 2008.

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