Humor: Rough Latin Translations

RIGOR MORRIS:
The cat is dead.
 
RESPONDEZ S’IL VOUS PLAID:

Honk if you’re Scottish
 
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?:

Can you drive a French motorcycle?
 
VENI, VIDI, VISA:

I came, I saw, I shopped.
 
COGITO EGGO SUM:

I think, therefore I am … a waffle
 
QUE SERA SERF:

Life is feudal
 
LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI:

Leroy is dead. Dance Leroy!
 
POSH MORTEM:

Death styles of the rich and famous
 
PRO BOZO PUBLICO:

Support your local clown
 
MONAGE A TROIS:

I am three years old
 
HASTE CUISINE:

Fast French food
 
QUIP PRO QUO:

A fast retort
 
ALOHA OY:

Love; greetings; farewell;and from such a pain you should never know
 
MAZEL TON:

Tons of luck
 
VISA LA FRANCE:

Don’t leave your chateau without it
 
CARNE DIEM:

Seize the meat

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~ by thoughtcrime2 on September 12, 2008.

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