My favorite joke in the whole wide world…..

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I’m going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, "If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said, "Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch."

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~ by thoughtcrime2 on June 17, 2010.

2 Responses to “My favorite joke in the whole wide world…..”

  1. Lol!!!! That’s great 🙂 I like your blog, will be subscribing. Weird thing is, your photos of the chess pieces up top, I have some very similar photos in my own collection that I took of my glass chess set on a red pillow haha. They aren’t the same, but they are similar 🙂

  2. I am always playing with my camera, and the chess pieces is one of many things I tried to take close ups and mix it up for focal lengths and depth of field.

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